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31 August, 2013

If You Have a Country, Then Brits Fought There






Jasper Copping. The Telegraph. 2 November 2012.
A new study has found that at various times the British have invaded almost 90 per cent of the countries around the globe. 
The analysis of the histories of the almost 200 countries in the world found only 22 which have never experienced an invasion by the British. 
Among this select group of nations are far-off destinations such as Guatemala, Tajikistan and the Marshall Islands, as well some slightly closer to home, such as Luxembourg. 
The analysis is contained in a new book, All the Countries We've Ever Invaded: And the Few We Never Got Round To. Stuart Laycock, the author, has worked his way around the globe, through each country alphabetically, researching its history to establish whether, at any point, they have experienced an incursion by Britain. 
Only a comparatively small proportion of the total in Mr Laycock's list of invaded states actually formed an official part of the empire. 
The remainder have been included because the British were found to have achieved some sort of military presence in the territory – however transitory – either through force, the threat of force, negotiation or payment. 
Incursions by British pirates, privateers or armed explorers have also been included, provided they were operating with the approval of their government.

I am reminded of delightful joke I once heard. It goes something like this: 

"Do you know why the sun never set on the British Empire?"

"Why?"

"Because God could not trust the British in the dark."

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